Is Rob Ford #profitable?

No. However that may trade quickly after a little assist from tiger blood aficionado and fellow lover of exciting existence Charlie Sheen. After a pretend news story about Sheen telling Ford to step down caught individuals’s consideration, Sheen tweeted a flat-out denial he said that, and actually had some phrases of advice and encouragement for Ford, in addition to a suggestion to be his unofficial media handler of types.

The Day-to-day Currant, an Onion-like website that’s duped people prior to with items about Invoice O’Reilly assaulting Santa, Sarah Palin becoming a member of Harvard College, and Ann Coulter disliking all of the minorities within the new SuperStar Trek movie, posted a story about Sheen telling Ford even he doesn’t get that top and it’s time to resign. This being the web, folks in truth fell for it, and Sheen cleared the air about what he in reality thinks about the crack-smoking mayor.

pricey Mayor Rob Ford,
the one fact or right reporting in lately’s
repulsive story relating tomy alleged feedback about you,
is the correct spelling of your great city.
your own lifestyles is and never can be,
any of my industry.
I’m sorry for any grief this may occasionally have brought about.
if I will be able to be of any help
in any capability in this
media cesspool,
please accept the noble offer of my steadyhand and compassionate coronary heart.
respectfully,
charlie sheen.

The pairing could actually work if it really took place, considering various what Ford says may have just as simply been stated with the aid of Sheen himself.

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