Jon Stewart tonight grew to become faraway from the absurdity of Congress to absurdity on a extra native degree. He described states because the “meth labs of democracy,” and played a recreation of “Sodomy! Zygotes! Welfare!” to search out out which eyebrow-raising regulations had been passed via individual states, including (you guessed it) sodomy, zygotes, and welfare.

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Stewart first took on Republican candidate for governor in Virginia Ken Cuccinelli for opposing oral and anal intercourse, even between straight couples. He quipped, “He likes sex like he likes his coffee: sizzling, black, and completely in a vagina.” He additionally pointed out that being arrested for sodomy would make for some truly awkward prison conversation.

Stewart then became to Kansas, Arkansas, and North Dakota environment strict limits on abortion. Stewart summed up this and the sodomy law as states pronouncing “you gotta have the infant-making intercourse, and also you gotta have the resulting baby.” However as for what to do when the baby is born?

Well, in Tennessee, state legislator Stacey Campfield is proposing slicing welfare for fogeys if their kids get dangerous grades in class. Stewart slammed him as a “villain from a Dickens novel,” and cited that Campfield once stated that AIDS was unfold as a result of a person had intercourse with a monkey, then a bunch of men. Stewart said that if he truly needs to tie money to folks’s schooling, a comment like that has “got to be price forty % of your earnings.”

Watch the video below, courtesy of Comedy Relevant:

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